This site, overtime, will be chock filled with reviews of sex toys and other adult products that I have accumulated over the years. All of my reviews will be genuine, fair and honest. I don’t believe sugar-coating reviews benefits anyone. I will always cut to the chase and won’t beat around the bush when it comes to the performance of a product. I mean, I could sing the same song and dance about the packaging and all that jazz, but I know what you really want to know, and that is how well it actually gets me off.
I won’t be reviewing any old sex toy — there will need to be something extra special about a product to land on these pages. No Phthalates. No Jelly. Only high quality products that are well made out of body friendly materials will be appearing as recommended products on this blog. When it comes to sex toy materials, I will put it bluntly — I am picky. I’m a tough critic and without trying to sound like a spoiled brat1, I expect nothing less than the best of what the industry has to offer. I want it all — quality materials, flawless craftsmanship, attractive design, rechargeable, powerful, waterproof — you name it!
I love so many things about sex toys and really want to share the best of the best with the people2 who read my blog. I want to be proud to recommend a product to my readers. I always stick to materials that are 100% body-safe3. I will also assume that in most cases you, my knowledgeable readers, know how to care for these different types of materials. I really don’t want to bore you — and myself — by rehashing these things time and time again. I’ll eventually make a ‘sex toy care and material guide’ and just put in links to the guide in the reviews. My reviews will be accompanied by photos, taken by me, and in the near future I would also like to add video reviews along with my written work.
Meanwhile, in addition to attempting some web design, I’ve been polishing up some old half-finished reviews, gazing lustfully at my toy box. I’m going to do my absolute best to make this place interesting and informative, with a side of hilarity. So basically, all in all, I’m hoping to offer something a little different from the norm. Thanks for checking me out — I really hope you stick around. If you have your own sex blog, please leave a comment and let me know — the more fellow sex bloggers in my blogroll the better!
Let’s get this show on the road…shall we?
- I’ve become incredibly spoiled these days ↩
- That’s you! ↩
- This usually means silicone, glass, metal, and non-porous plastic as I tend to go through my ‘phases’. ↩